Oh, dear. There is a very interesting ad on the Austin Craigslist tonight. In case the ad has been removed by the time you read this, here is the screen shot:
The listing reads: "I have 2 dozen goats I need to get rid of. I had no idea raising goats
would be this hard. These little bastards keep eating all my wife's
flowers and climbing on our goddamn cars. Nobody told me they were such
good climbers. The first person to get these damn goats out of here can
I can't stop laughing about it. This man has obviously been tested beyond his limits. Two DOZEN goats? No wonder!
I just texted him about the goats. It's possible I could be the proud owner of two car-climbing flower-eating goats tomorrow. Oh dear.